Slightly Lame

So yes, I'll admit...occasionally I look at the craigslist ads just for the hell of it. Like I said, I'm not looking to date anyone but it's always interesting to see who's out there. This is one I found today...kind of crude but incredibly poignant as well. This is for us - the women.

Ladies I could sit here and tell you about how great of a guy I am, but it wouldn't matter.

1. My title was women. If you are a materialistic bitch, a cheater, only care about money, you are a girl. Exit the page and go be some college guy's last resort. You are the root of sexism.

2. Women, stay, and read a while.

And now I begin... Everyone has had a crush, many of us multiple. And almost just as many have loved. If you are looking for your prince charming on Craigslist, chances are that you spend one to many nights in front of the television eating double-chocolate ice cream, or huddled up under a fleece blanket wishing someone had their arms around you. Wishing gets you nowhere. Craigslist GETS YOU NOWHERE. That is the damned truth.

I am going to give you a rare inside look into the mind of a man. Remember, I said a man. A man is one that has no need for the one night stand. A man is the one who will throw you his coat, when it's cold as balls outside, even if he doesn't know you. (Yeah, they are out there)

One that will hold the door for the old lady before he holds it for you.

A man is an odd specimen, even for myself. (I am a man) And they are alot less shallow than you may think.

When a man looks at a Woman... He sees her as a whole. he doesn't look at your boobs (Don't get me wrong, boobs are great.) He sees your heart, your eyes, your posture, your form, the way you walk, how you stand, the subtle tones of your voice.

The Woman for the subconscious of the Man is like a book. She can be read easily.

I was spending time at the Cherry Creek mall today (denver CO), and I saw a woman walking past the Apple store, one of my main haunts. It was a pitiful sight. She was heavily covered in makeup, a skirt that screamed herpes, walked with much feigned confidence...

Any boy would have called her "sexy" or "hot" or another generic label synonymous with attractive. To me, she was clearly a basket case. Why? I mean, if I were to just look at her physical body, I'd say she was very attractive. But she held herself with FAKE confidence. Inside I saw a woman that was as scared as I was on election day.

A short story: At my old high school... There was an office administrator, a woman that was 5'4 and 250 lbs. She was one of the prettiest women I have ever seen or had the pleasure to know. She was very kind, and was a great mentor for me throughout high school. And she was "fat"

She held herself with such confidence. She had a fire in her eyes all the time, and kindness that was close to unrivaled. She was also very educated and quick witted.

My point here is that a woman who is displeasing to the eye for a boy (which, for some reason is what women generally find) can be a very pleasing person to a man. And now I must explain part two of my random blurb.

Seriously ladies, I know women. I know you get out of the shower sometimes and look in the mirror at yourself, then shout curses in your mind at your love handles or your oddly shaped breasts. This is human nature. Humans are animals. Except intelligence separates us from 99.8543 percent of the kingdom. At the time of the first man and woman, whether by evolution or the good God throwing us in a random garden, we have been surviving. Women back then had to survive. It was move or be eaten, or killed by a rival hunt-gather troupe. When women back then got out of the local river, they put their clothes on, grabbed their spears and ran their asses to a place that could be easily defended. They didn't have time to look into their reflection in the river and tell themselves that their loincloth made their butt look big, and those that did probably got torn apart by horrible creatures that no longer exist.

If women back then could still get life partners back then without scrutinizing themselves in the mirror, then so can you. Where does the scrutiny get you. I am telling every woman right now, that you are the sexiest woman alive. Whether you are 14 or 104 years old, 110 lbs or 410, white teeth or no teeth, black or white, tall or short. You have a perfect and unique beauty held within your soul. FIND IT. Show it. Men can read you like a book anyway. You might as well make the first few pages the most beautifully written ones.

Hold the beauty out in front of you, walk with your chin up and your chest out, confident because you have a beauty that no-one else has, or will ever have. A man will see it, size it up, see how it meshes with his inner beauty. Hell, he might even walk up to you and take you to dinner. Stay Beautiful Ladies,

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